…then try not to be upset when we chop it all off. I know that I can’t have hair down to the floor during my reign, but as soon as it gets a little bit long again, I fear that someone is about to come up behind me with hedge clippers and chop off my […]

…or at least I would have if I had left my crown on while demonstrating a safety procedure to 300 fifth grade students in Union County (that procedure was how touching a metal object to a telephone line will electrocute you…I could have been quite the example with the lightning rod atop my head).  Safety Day was […]

I tell people how strong I am all the time, but it wasn’t until I had to hold a 6,000 pound ham (that they somehow said weighed 16 pounds) for a good 15 minutes, running back and forth from bidder to bidder pleading my case of why they should pay thousands of dollars for a […]

Frankfort witnessed its very own version of the parting of the red sea today as mothers, teachers, and advocates for autism flooded the capital(all wearing red).  Our very own versions of Moses, struggling mothers simply trying to get their tired voices heard, came forward once again to plead with close to thirty of our house […]

My new bros Timmy and Dierks. Lee Brice is cool as ice… Gabe Garcia(Nashville Star), H2H, and Danielle Peck. Coach Brooks Keith Anderson and Coach Brooks Again(couldn’t get enough of him). Race-car legend Kyle Petty was just dying to wear my crown, so we made a swap. Lieutenant Governor Mongiardo and his niece and friends.  Halfway 2 Hazard […]

The Kentucky State Fair Kick Off this morning(at 6:30am…left at 4:30) was not exactly the best diet kick of for me…but toooonnnnnnsssss of fun…tons tons tons.  The Commodities Breakfast this morning was flanked with media, politicians, and one(and shall i say the one and only) brand new basketball coach.  Coach Calipari certainly made a wildcat out […]

Today is my final lull…the calm before the storm so to speak.  A single day where I can get things together before I jump back in the middle of the tornado(and leave at 4 am for the state fair).  I feel like the guys on Twister though…I love jumping into it…I live for it.  So […]

Chick-Fil-A Princess Night…I am Santa Claus.  I love being Santa Claus.  Tiny princesses and their ‘too cool’ brothers plop down in my tiny lap for pictures and autographs.  I love love love love love love love it!!!  Santa is so lucky!!!  My favorite thing to do is put my lipstick on the little girls…haha… P.S. […]

On Madison’s head that is…oh well…she will be a great miss teen kentucky the rest of the year.  So Orlando…I still can’t stop rambling about it.  There’s so much I want to spill about it.  So here it is 1,000 times faster through pictures…since they speak 1,000 words…duh. P.S. …i love Michigan.